[07] [Video - Action for Ecruteak]

[k9tantei]

The feed shows a lovely evening in Ecruteak, with (1) teenage detective wandering out to the park to flop bonelessly in the grass; Baskerville is carrying what looks to be a brand-new saddle sized and designed for a Houndoom, while Heiji’s dropping a shinai and set of kendo pads next to him. Of course, anyone who’s gotten to deal with riding – be it horses back home or Pokémon here – would probably recognize the uneven “Oh god I didn’t even know I had those muscles” stagger of someone who has never ridden before, yet has gotten the brilliant idea to go on an extended ride – it’s hard to tell what’s from the five day long trip from Olivine, and what’s from doing so bareback on a giant dog with bony ridges on its back.]

Saaaaaaa….. ‘m never gonna have kids… [It’s a tiny, despairing whimper.]

[At which point he slowly shifts the arm he’d thrown over his face to look over at the camera… and the Jynx who’s holding it…]

Achfpfh- YUKI! Y’DON’T NEED T’RECORD EVERYTHING! That’d better not be broadcasting! [He sits upright sharply, grabbing at the gear, and is answered with some very happy-sounding gibberish before the Gear is turned off and handed over.]

[HIS MOTHER WOULD BE PROUD. Now she just needs to find a way to send the videos to Osaka…]

Comments

[video]

[bakaitoukid]

I propose a moment of silence for your lost future children.

[SILENCE...]

[Video]

[usedwaterpulse]

... Ouch. I'm not even a guy and that doesn't sound like it was much fun. [Sympathetic, rather than empathetic, wince.]

[Video]

[usedfeint.livejournal.com]

[Ritz is trying not to snicker. It's not working.] What'd you do to yourself?

[voice]

[usedfakestache.livejournal.com]

[Yeowtch. On both accounts.]

You doin' alright there, buddy?

[souljudgment.livejournal.com]

Woe to all future Heijis, none of which will come to fruition.

[video]

[justicereigns]

Maybe you should really consider a different way of riding.