k9tantei: (Seriously you guys.)
((Action - Goldenrod Department Store )

((Video - Goldenrod Gym))

[This video is brought to you by another installment of Jynx-cam; the sounds of Whitney's sobbing can be heard off to the side, and Heiji is sitting on the ground, leaning back against an also-flopped out Houndoom, an Aerodactyl sprawled on the other side of the dog with its head on the Houndoom next to Heiji, a Gible and a Honchkrow on either side of their trainer, and his Pachirisu in his arms. All of them share about the same unimpressed, watching-a-train-wreck expression.]

[This has not been a good day for Whitney.]

*SOB* an'an'an'you're all picking on me and my ~POOR POKÉMON~ *SOB* BULLIES!!

[...Yeah, it's still continuing.]

[A certain squirrel seems to be shifting slowly from train-wreck fascination to distressed - he knows how Gym battles go, and there's something missing! Something important!]

[He's just caught in the middle of launching himself to the ground by Heiji.]

MOMOTARO-!

PACHI!! Pachiriri pachichichi!!!! [This is accompanied by a lot of franting flailing and pointing at Whitney. He knows how Gym battles go and they're supposed to get a Shiny!!!!]

You just wait with th'rest of us!

Pachiiiii~iii.... [The squirrel wilts, hanging limp from his hand; he just sighs - ]

[But it sounds like the crying fit is finally dying down to sniffles and getting distracted by the squirrel.]

*sniffle* Oh-oh....what is it ...you want something?

PACHI!!!

Oh, right, you want the badge! [Heiji gives Yuki, and the camera, a despairing look, motioning with his free hand to kill the feed; the video clicks off.]

((Badge is mod-approved!))
k9tantei: (Why do the gods hate me?)
The feed shows a lovely evening in Ecruteak, with (1) teenage detective wandering out to the park to flop bonelessly in the grass; Baskerville is carrying what looks to be a brand-new saddle sized and designed for a Houndoom, while Heiji’s dropping a shinai and set of kendo pads next to him. Of course, anyone who’s gotten to deal with riding – be it horses back home or Pokémon here – would probably recognize the uneven “Oh god I didn’t even know I had those muscles” stagger of someone who has never ridden before, yet has gotten the brilliant idea to go on an extended ride – it’s hard to tell what’s from the five day long trip from Olivine, and what’s from doing so bareback on a giant dog with bony ridges on its back.]

Saaaaaaa….. ‘m never gonna have kids… [It’s a tiny, despairing whimper.]

[At which point he slowly shifts the arm he’d thrown over his face to look over at the camera… and the Jynx who’s holding it…]

Achfpfh- YUKI! Y’DON’T NEED T’RECORD EVERYTHING! That’d better not be broadcasting! [He sits upright sharply, grabbing at the gear, and is answered with some very happy-sounding gibberish before the Gear is turned off and handed over.]

[HIS MOTHER WOULD BE PROUD. Now she just needs to find a way to send the videos to Osaka…]

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