k9tantei: (Seriously you guys.)
((Action - Goldenrod Department Store )

((Video - Goldenrod Gym))

[This video is brought to you by another installment of Jynx-cam; the sounds of Whitney's sobbing can be heard off to the side, and Heiji is sitting on the ground, leaning back against an also-flopped out Houndoom, an Aerodactyl sprawled on the other side of the dog with its head on the Houndoom next to Heiji, a Gible and a Honchkrow on either side of their trainer, and his Pachirisu in his arms. All of them share about the same unimpressed, watching-a-train-wreck expression.]

[This has not been a good day for Whitney.]

*SOB* an'an'an'you're all picking on me and my ~POOR POKÉMON~ *SOB* BULLIES!!

[...Yeah, it's still continuing.]

[A certain squirrel seems to be shifting slowly from train-wreck fascination to distressed - he knows how Gym battles go, and there's something missing! Something important!]

[He's just caught in the middle of launching himself to the ground by Heiji.]

MOMOTARO-!

PACHI!! Pachiriri pachichichi!!!! [This is accompanied by a lot of franting flailing and pointing at Whitney. He knows how Gym battles go and they're supposed to get a Shiny!!!!]

You just wait with th'rest of us!

Pachiiiii~iii.... [The squirrel wilts, hanging limp from his hand; he just sighs - ]

[But it sounds like the crying fit is finally dying down to sniffles and getting distracted by the squirrel.]

*sniffle* Oh-oh....what is it ...you want something?

PACHI!!!

Oh, right, you want the badge! [Heiji gives Yuki, and the camera, a despairing look, motioning with his free hand to kill the feed; the video clicks off.]

((Badge is mod-approved!))
k9tantei: (Sus-piiii-sciooousss....)
[Heiji is outside, still in his work uniform – he’s just gotten out of the restaurant, and looks distinctly unimpressed – it’s not his fault the cook doesn’t know what he’s doing. :| ]

[That’s not what this is about, however.]

So…Anybody noticed these? [He turns the camera toward a pair of Murkrow that’ve followed him out of the restaurant…just … watching.] There was only a few around this mornin’, and there’s at least five or six more hangin’ around since then, not countin’ these guys.

[They’re actually being pretty expectant and tailing pretty close.]

…..Do I look like I’ve got any food on me? I’m not stupid, I saw you two playin’ this scam on that kid that came out with th’leftovers – even if I did have food, hangin’ around lookin’ creepy hopin’ I’ll spook an’give it to you wouldn’t work!

[The two stares turn very sullen at that.]

[AND THEN THERE’S A STORM OF BARKING as Baskerville bowls into the duo spitting sparks and raising a racket.]

Whoah whaoh – Bas – get – [Facepalm, get.] SMOG, TRY’N COVER YOURSELF – Ember – [What’s going on is probably less a battle and more a mildly embarrassing cartoon dustball, especially once the smog cloud goes up.] Roar, get some space – Ember – [As much as it’s coming from what’s still basically an admittedly big puppy, the snarling bark at least gets the second one deciding it’s time to leave, and the smoke clears on a significantly battered and growling Houndour with the lead Murkrow cornered and singed.]

[As much as there’s some unintelligible muttering, there is a pokéball tossed at it before the fiasco gets any further – although before he can retrieve it, there’s a white glow over the area…]

[And once it settles, there isn’t exactly a tiny puppy there anymore.]



[There’s a couple stupid blinks from Heiji, who’s holding the gear loosely, as Bas picks up the pokéball and carries it over to him – granting that Baskerville is now the size of a pony.]

Damn. Congrats - I guess you live up t’your name a bit more now. [He retrieves the now-caught Murkrow’s pokéball from Bas with a scratch behind the horns, and then remembers that yes, the Gear is still recording.]

So yeah – uh – are they doin’ this anywhere else? An’if they are, anybody got a clue why they’re suddenly movin’ into the cities?
k9tantei: (Because I'm awesome.)
[The Gear clicks on to a low-angle – from about a half foot off the ground; not visible to the camera is Yuki, the Smoochum, who's figured out how to work the gear.]

[Clearly, Heiji needed a surrogate for his mother's attempts at recording his entire life.]

[Momo is curled on his shoulder, happily munching on a walnut, while Bas is curled up at his feet; Kaguya is darting in and out of the camera's view, in a dogfight with a singed-looking Hoothoot, Heiji shouting up to her.]

Kaguya! Quick Attack!

[The dragonfly blurs out almost not visible, Heiji raising a hand to keep view with the wind from her wings – there's an audible impact on the Hoothoot, which drops to the ground, unconscious.]

There y'go, girl! Knew y'could do it! [He raises an arm for the Yanma, which is hovering in mid air uncertainly and glowing funny...]

Kaguya? Y'okay up there?

[And then the 'funny glowing' becomes a brief, blinding flash, leaving behind a much...]

[MUCH....]

[Bigger dragonfly.]

[The now-Yanmega gives a happy sounding chirp-squeak and dives to the offered arm, where Heiji is staring dumbfounded; just as there's impact he snaps out of it enough for a brief, “H-HEY”, before Kaguya lifts him entirely off his feet, dragging him off camera until Yuki manages to pan over to where he's been tackled to the ground after being airborne for a good fifteen feet, the Yanmega cuddled into his chest and doing the closest sort of buzzing sound a bug can do to a purr.]

What th'Hell – Kaguya?

[The Pokégear, now focused on the new pokémon, chimes in helpfully - ]

Yanmega: The Ogre Darner Pokémon. This six-legged Pokémon is easily capable of transporting an adult in flight. The wings on its tail help it stay balanced.

[After a moment of further dumbfounded laughing...the bit of information from the gear sinks in...and the laughter turns a little more maniacal – he's sitting up and hugging the dragonfly as best he can without interfering with her wings.]

[After a minute of that, once she moves off of him, he's picking up and shifting his hat around, grinning like an idiot... and turns back towards Violet, only stopping to call Yuki into her Pokéball and retrieve the gear, looking up from it at Bas and Kaguya as he shuts it off.]

C'mon, guys – we're goin' to Goldenrod!

[OOC: Action tags in Violet will find him at the store, buying an armful of random climbing straps and tack and sewing supplies, a couple small firecrackers, some flash paper, and a small kit of stage makeup and prosthetics, with only Baskerville out, bouncing around his feet barking up a storm.]

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